Oct 28 2008
Financially speaking, my fan is covered in poo.
Technically, that is correct. Quite possibly for everybody. Times are tough but so is bad grammar. Alas, this is why I have decided to parlay my opinion into monies. I’m literally bleeding away the meager paycheck I receive weekly. It is never enough to compensate the day to day drive to school, the purchase of meals or groceries, etc. Thus explains my decision to blog for Today.com. I’m hoping that I can complain my way into the good graces of the myriad kind folk that frequent this site. Apparently, the more of you that read my tripe, the more monies I can make.
This blog will probably never explain quadratic formulas or attempt to win the Nobel Peace Prize for acts of charity. It will, however, put my opinions on display for all you vicarious voyeurs who wish to delve into my psyche. It was Dante who penned the familiar adage “Abandon hope all ye who enter.” Well. Thankfully, that does not apply to this endeavor. Truthfully, I marinate in hope. Thank God. I hope that the words I use will also inspire hope in those who view. Despite everything, this world is beautiful because He made it so. I tend to find humor in everything around me and I plan on, at the very least, trying to pass that on to whomever.
Also, I’ll display the latest tunes I be spinning. You can [sic] that be. It was intentional. Anyway, this is just because music is fascinating and inherently hopeful. Universal, you know.
I have no idea what will come of this but I really hope it’s something good. I fully intend to be as off the cuff as possible. There is no fun in being technical every second. I’ll save the technicalities for my APA papers.
Currently listening to: The Young Dubliners - A Pair of Brown Eyes. I’m going to risk outrage and proclaim them infinitely better than Flogging Molly. Sorry, guys. They rock you hard. Until tomorrow. God bless.
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